This article was originally published on Myhealthgazette.com
I’ve always wondered what dads do for the nine months leading up to the birth of a child, and now I know. They go to comedy school when their wife isn’t looking. That’s the only explanation why so many dads have the perfect dad joke or quip for every situation. They also go to social media night school, which helps them become Twitter experts. Some dads fail out, but some, like those below, graduate with honors and pass on their exceptional skills in tweets for the rest of us to enjoy. So, without further ado, here are some of the best dad tweets of the recent months, that prove dads are the best at one thing: dad jokes.
#1: Teaching Them Right
Xploding Unicorn has been dropping hilarious parenting tweets for years, and 2021 was no exception. His kids are masters of the comeback. He balances “concerned parent” with the perfect punchline every single time, too. This is how you raise amazing adults, people! If you love him as much as I do, you can check out his new book: The Chosen Twelve, coming out in January 2022.
As for lunch, I, too, do not ask unnecessary questions. You offer, I eat. There is no shame in my French fry game. Honestly, you don’t even need to offer. All you need to do is turn your head for a moment, and everything on that plate is fair game. Maybe that’s why I eat lunch alone every day?