Double Trouble Averted
In the realm of slumber, air mattresses are the jesters—amusing initially, but quickly deflating into a royal pain that brings you a rude awakening as you sink toward the ground. Take heart, sleep sovereigns, for the day of reckoning with a regal king-sized bed’s embrace is nigh.

Until then, spare a thought for those squires squished in the comically misnamed ‘Twin-sized’ quarters—surely a princely misstep in the kingdom of bed sizes..
